some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
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I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
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According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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