I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
YAS. BRING CRAB.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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