So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
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Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
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We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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