He is such a slut. More and more my type.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
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I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
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Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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