WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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