turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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