Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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