you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I didn't shave. On purpose
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
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Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??