honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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