I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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