You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
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Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.