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say what?
wanna hang out?
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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