Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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