Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
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My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
You brought string cheese to the strip club
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Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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