Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
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Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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