i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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