i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Randomize
