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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
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Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
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Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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