i just google imaged poop.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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