shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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