Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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