I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
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I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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