This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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