When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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