I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
