nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
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The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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