I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
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Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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