you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
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Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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