Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
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she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
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I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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