It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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