rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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