Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
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Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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