If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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