Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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