Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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