What a fucking waste of an outfit
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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