O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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