we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
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I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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