my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
do herpes really smell.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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