There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
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Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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