Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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