Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
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you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
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Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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