Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
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He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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