i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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