That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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