So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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