if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
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Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
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Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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