yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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