he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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