I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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