I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
false alarm, still single
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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