I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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