What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
My vagina just recognized that song.
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Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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